Yo who wanna grab a slice of pizza fr dawg, I’m lookin’ for some new homies to hang with.

I’ve been so bored man, there just ain’t shit to do no more so I’ve been overdosing on fent.

Well Imma get back to starting gang wars for now, arrivederci goombahs.

Hey homies, it’s Mario and I’m now on Newgrounds. Hope y’all havin’ a great day today cause my day be great, just shot up my homies crib cause he took my Super Mario Cereal™. But it’s all good in the hood cause I got ma stuffs back, anyways I might be getting Discord lemme know what y’all’s thinkin’ and yeah I’ll get it and we can talk and shit maybe even play som calluh dooty together.

Stay safe out there and be sure to have your glock locked and loaded, take care mother fuckers.